Saturday, March 31

Wag

This rather fab bonsai spaniel is Nelson (look at those paws).
We got to know him on the day his owners picked him up and brought him down to the boat, a mere six weeks old. Yer akshull salty pup, two years on.
I aspire to nick him one day.

Late


At around midnight tonight, I seized a drowsy opportunity and went to bed; the idea of a dose of more than 5 hours kip appealed at the time. Once I woke up an hour and a half later, I did my best to stay put. Lying in the dark, listening to clanging halyards, wide awake? Hardly.
I have been a nocturnal person for as long as I can remember. Only sailing and exhaustion ever seem to improve my sleeping habits. If it wasn't for the internet and the ocassional interesting movie, I would probably have gone stark raving bonkers by now.
Sleep envy is one of the most difficult things about late night skulking. Watching or hearing the person next to you peacefully snuffling away in a deep slumber can be very unsettling, especially if an early start in the morning looms. Fortunately, I'm usually quite happy to quietly tap away on my keyboard as a means to divert my gaze from the clock and once I have exhausted my thinking cap, will trot back to bed and drift off for whatever remains of the night.
Tomorrow we are going to get away from the rain and wind and do something other than grump about not being able to finish the boat jobs, which is getting quite boring.
Oh, one more thing about tomorrow (far more important than the above).
It's Pat's five year survival anniversary! Hooray!!!

Friday, March 30

Culinary Surgery

The little box that appeared in the corner of my screen, telling me that my camera is an unrecognisable device is not what I expected when I decided to upload some pictures and creep back onto my bloog. As the Fur is asleep, I made a rare and sensible decision to abandon any efforts to fix (break) it and switched machines. He will be pleased I resisted the temptation to fiddle with the drivers in the morning.
I have been feeling a little over-cynical and stressed out recently. My faith in the human race has plummeted again over the past weeks. Not so much through personal experiences, rather from a series of observations.
This may be weather related however, as the number of four letter words uttered throughout a typical day lessened when the sun came out this week and I could finally open up the house for longer than 30 minutes.
If it's warm next weekend, we may even get to poke our noses out into the Solent for a few days.

Lapels: One of the nice things about being an 'adult' is having the freedom to eat macaroni cheese after 11pm; I'm going to have nightmares again; Where's the Rennies?

Thursday, March 22

Erm

Still alive, oh! Ι appear to have blogged too.

Friday, March 9

Bird's eye view

I rediscovered Google Earth on my laptop this evening after wracking my brains in an effort to remember where somewhere was.
This followed a very strange dream I had last night. My dreams have been very odd recently. Probably something to do with late night cheese and pickle sandwiches and The Amityville Horror.
I was eight years old when I snook the book, later to become a series of rather ghastly films (the first on TV last night) off my grandma's bookshelf and secretly read every night until I was either too tired or scared to carry on; quickly closing my eyes before putting down the book and switching off the light.
It took ages to get the image out of my silly head of Jody the pig's red eyes in the window and I've never re-read the book.
I do watch the film when it's on though for some reassurance that the 'real' thing was far, far less monstrous than what my rather vivid imagination had created.

Lapels: I am not and have never been mentally ill.

Wednesday, March 7

Anon

Dear Spamhead Bastard Git

I believe it may be wise of you to halt your latest hernia inducing campaign of utter shite and the like (around X 50), as I am not going to allow you to infiltrate my bloog with anything less than a link to Homer's Iliad (the original, not translated, spam that git).
Let's face it. You are and will always be deleted.
I'm not going to even think about faffing around; changing settings or setting up moderation.
Be warned.

Fuff out.

Lapels: Spammers belong in Hades

Sunday, March 4

In the nick of time

Polly? Olly? Tako? Erk.
Maria
What do you think?