Hello. Just killed a huge spider on my desk
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Was it running across it (shudder)?
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It was charging me
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How big was it?
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About 3 inches
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did you go ERK when the boris charged?
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A bit
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was it waving its fist at you?
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It had a knife
9 comments:
Akshully Charlie, it was a Portsmuff boris. Hard as nails.
Hee Heee! :o)) years ago we had a "touch in" for spiders and snakes to help people with phobis, I felt sorry for the creatures by the end of the day! (Corn snakes and mexican red legs)
I've just been harassed by a spider. It was here last night as well. It won't be here tomorrow.
Ha ha!
Afraid of a mere three inch spider? Don't ever move to Arizona!
LOL! :-)
I think that spider's brother lives in my town. Yesterday he ate the neighbor's dog. It's been very quiet since then.
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I do believe these fellows are visitors from another galaxy with world domination in their plans. We have found them to be inordinately drawn to the colour yellow. If a plastic yellow bin is pushed near them they jump in rapidly. Then we dump them outside in the garden where they can do some good eating bugs and all. My mother always said they ate "bad" bugs. How do they tell "good" from "bad" I wonder? She also said they would only come into a dry house and it was a good sign if they were in your house that your house is dry... Do they carry little water detection devices? Is it time for my medicine?
I have an uneasy truce with spiders. If they are outside I don’t harass them, inside I gas 'em on sight. We have Black Widows, Recluse, Tarantula, and Brown Wood spiders, all nasty customers so I prefer to spray first and ask questions later.
if the spider is less than 5 inches long-- it needs to die, if it is larger-- i need to leave
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