Introducing Bastard the radiator

Up the hill and down the other side on Friday, I escaped with a 10 minute cloudburst experience. It was like driving in the bath. Not very nice.
Speaking of unpleasantries.; radiator painting falls into this category without a doubt. I'm not painting them again.
In fact, if I'd known they'd annoy me so much, I wouldn't have and they could have stayed the way they were until they're covered.
I remembered these things because someone has annoyed me already today.
Better go and top up the parking meter before I punch 'em.