Tuesday, April 4

Major Catastrophe

Poor Fur. Since last week he has suffered the following:
Bashed hip
Sore leg
Sore lower leg
Smacked face ('twasn't me, he got it windsurfing)
Smacked arse (that was me, hehe)
Cricked neck, left side
and yet another cricked neck, this time, on the right side.
Being a man and all that, he has to make his pain known in many ways.
If this continues for much longer, I shall have no choice but to have him put down.

10 comments:

Sarah Letnes said...

Try dipping him in Aspercreme.

rob said...

I guess the smell of "horse oils" or "Ralgex" is now permiating around the house? If Ralgex keep it away from the shower area! :o))

Cheshire Cat said...

Oh, dear! Poor Prince Fur.

Sounds like he needs a nice hot soak and maybe a rubdown... as opposed to putting him down. ;-)

Hope his aches and pains and sores soon go away.

Fuff said...

Sarah, I would if he'd sit still.
Rob, I've lost count of the tubes of stuff around the house.
T, they seem to under control for now, thanks!

nanuk said...

We men like to squeeze our pain for all the attention we can. It's been biologically wound into our DNA as a Plan C in our life-long pursuit of getting attention from females. Plan A, of course, is being born handsome, while Plan B is being born wealthy.

rob said...

Whats plan D then? :o))

Overboard said...

Mr Bump has always been my Guru.
xxxx

Fuff said...

Nanuk, lol, he's overdoing it a bit, any tips?

Owen, you made it to SA! Huzzak! Speak to you later xxx

nanuk said...

Rob: My plan D usually involves begging.

Fuff said...

LOL Nanuk! Ha ha!