Wednesday, June 25

Faster


I thought I would mention something that happened last week, that probably shouldn't have, on the day of my test. I had just had the eye test and was putting my seat belt on.
See below:

Examiner: "As part of your safety checks Miss Fuff, can you please test the car's horn"

Me: "Errr, no"

Examiner: "Why not"?

Me: "I'm not supposed to when stationary, in a built up area and it's not yet 0730"

Examiner: "Test the horn"

Me: "I'm not doing it"

Repeat above 5 or 6 times

Examiner: "Ok. If you don't test the horn, we won't be able to proceed with the rest of your test. (examiner paws at middle of steering wheel, however ignition is off and there is no sound) Look, I'm doing it so it's got to be allowed; sound the horn"

By this point, I think he took pity on me, as I was looking at him as though he were about to poke my eyes out; so I duly switched the ignition on and nervously tapped the steering wheel.

Horn: "Beep"

Examiner: "Right, let's get on then shall we"?

Poor guy. As if my arguing wasn't enough, I grabbed his face and kissed him when he decided I'd passed.

7 comments:

Pat said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhhhh, that's rich!!!!
Mwaaaaahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

A likely story :)

So why did you kiss him?

D'

Fuff said...

I don't know why. Nor do I know why I then jumped out of the car and leapt around until he dragged me back in to sign the paperwork.

Jerry said...

Could have been a trick question. I think you did the right thing.

Fuff said...

HA!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Greta! Should have told him "Now let's test the ejection seat!!"

The Phosgene Kid said...

Slip him a little passing the driver's test tongue?? That could be considered a bribe.

Honk, honk.