I like my halibut sliced and toasted, with either marmalade, jam, peanut butter or honey. In fact, I might have some right now. Where's my fishing rod? ;-)
Trancing a Bibi, OC ;) is simple, but requires nerves of steel. One grabs aforementioned bunneh. Turns onto back, rests its hip on your hip, whilst avoiding being nommed and gently lowers bunneh head buntil the bunneh becomes a bit 'far our and floppy man'. Then a nose/head rub is in order, before the nail clippers set to work. Must be quick though, to avoid severe retribution... The trick is definitely the element of surprise. Any hesitance will be 'sussed out sharpish' and the trance effort will not be effective; therefore a determined and brave approach is required, if one intends to maintain the integrity of one's skin. Oh and a thick coat helps.
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I love your hair!!
I may be old and slow ... but that ain't fish! Teeheehee! And yep, that's one tranced bunny!
I like my halibut sliced and toasted, with either marmalade, jam, peanut butter or honey. In fact, I might have some right now. Where's my fishing rod? ;-)
PS How do you trance a Bibi? Is there a course you go on and do you get a certificate? ;-)
Trancing a Bibi, OC ;) is simple, but requires nerves of steel.
One grabs aforementioned bunneh. Turns onto back, rests its hip on your hip, whilst avoiding being nommed and gently lowers bunneh head buntil the bunneh becomes a bit 'far our and floppy man'. Then a nose/head rub is in order, before the nail clippers set to work. Must be quick though, to avoid severe retribution...
The trick is definitely the element of surprise.
Any hesitance will be 'sussed out sharpish' and the trance effort will not be effective; therefore a determined and brave approach is required, if one intends to maintain the integrity of one's skin. Oh and a thick coat helps.
Blimey, you sure that furry thing is a weal wabbit and not a dwarf lion or sumfin' ;-)
Wabbits is forces to be weckoned wiv! She is very docile too.
OK, a lot of bunnies and only a glimpse of massive hair (mentioned yesterday over at Unplugged). Hare but no hair.
You hypnotize rabbits? How about people?
Hi Jazzolog, welcome to the blog of bunnehdom!
I do not hypnotise people. They're far too sneaky :)
Wise decision. One even might say people are much too fishy. And this spoken by a loyal Pisces!
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